crystal ball

Hmmm....what will Bush's victory speech sound like? A few possibilities:


"Thank you! Thank you! As of one minute ago we have officially invaded Iran! Thank you!"

"Thanks so much for your support, it really means a lot to me. Oh, and that whole 'freedom of speech' thing? Yeah, that's gone now. Thanks."

While waving excitedly to the crowd he accidentally knocks his mask off....to reveal that he has been John Ashcroft this whole time. Damn, I knew it!

In all of the post-victory excitement Bush forgets where he is, breaks out a vial of cocaine, begins snorting like a madman and yelling, "I'm the king, bitches!!! I'm the pimp-daddy king!!"

"Thank you! Thank you! As of one minute ago we have officially invaded Syria! Thank you!"

And last but not least: Intending to ignite the fireworks display Bush accidentally grabs the nuclear suitcase instead. The Middle East, Russia and most of Europe are "democratized" within minutes.

Let the love begin.