Bloglessness

So, I'm heading out of town until next week, into a land of e-less oblivion.

Bush has been named Time magazine's Person of the Year. Good choice. As Iraq continues to implode, let's do everything we can to encourage his amazingly effective policies. That way he'll be tempted to screw up Iran and go for Person of the Decade.

As an atheist, you may be wondering how I'll spend Christmas. Well, whenever people gather together and celebrate the holidays in a spirit of fellowship and good will, I like to cry a lot while curled in the fetal position, paralyzed by thoughts of my inevitable demise and the irreversible rotting that will ensue. And, you know. Exchange gifts.

Anyway, enjoy the holiday everyone. Love your new socks. Love your gift certificates. Pretend to love your sausage sampler fun-pack. Thanks.