New Year, New Friends (that I already don't like)
I have not slept in 50 hours. I am so tired that I can't sleep. A friend came in from out of town and I was then pulled into a socializing marathon that went on for two days, non-stop, an endless barrage of talking and drinking and talking and eating. Now, were I a social butterfly, maybe this would have been fun, but I'm not. I don't socialize ever, really, so it was overwhelming. It became surreal, a blur of faces that I'll never see again. I do know that I got drunk with the head of the journalism department from the local college. I also have the vague recollection of a 60 year old Marxist waving around a 200 dollar bottle of wine that he never opened. When midnight passed he made a toast that lasted five minutes. I think these were rich people, I never really got around to finding out for sure. I never really learned any names either. Where have I been? I was so drunk when I got home this morning that I couldn't sleep, so I just watched a zombie movie and then the same group of strangers picked us up and took us to a breakfast that lasted three hours. I now hate these people, whoever they are...how can folks talk so much? Anyway, if I ever figure out who I've been hanging out with I'll then know specifically who it is that I don't like. It's all reminded me of why I never leave the house. Anyway, it's almost 4pm here, so I'll finally sleep, hopefully. My friend returned to her state, my front door is double locked, and I'm beginning to hallucinate slightly from the sleep deprivation. You know, one thing I do remember is that I didn't eat for a really long time and then suddenly the Marxist guy cooked like three huge meals all at once and we ate until it hurt, and when we were finished he broke out a salmon and started cooking all over again. It was a Food Channel nightmare.
Allright, I'm going to bed now, my corpus collosum hurts.
Take care.
Allright, I'm going to bed now, my corpus collosum hurts.
Take care.

3 Comments:
At 10:37 PM,
Tonto said…
Way to go Matt! It sounds like you had a New Year's worth mentioning. I guess it will be next New Year's before you are up again 50 hours and out of the house too...
But hey you basically joined the ranks of the rest of us and at least you can say they are just your friends and can show them the door. You have basically just described every holiday dinner with my crazy, large, loud, crazy, overeating, lunatic, Italian family. I can never remember the ones I do not like and never understand how it is that we can all talk this much and for that long...while eating large quantities.
Nice to know I am not the only one with this problem. Your description was better than I could ever do. For a minute I thought you were at my house last night.
Happy 2005!
At 9:10 AM,
Samwick said…
"I can never remember the ones I do not like and never understand how it is that we can all talk this much and for that long..."
Hi Georgina! Are you able to get along with most of your family? As long as there are a handful of nifty people, it sounds like your gatherings could really be a lot of fun. Tell me about the food! What sorts of things are cooked and consumed? The people I hung out with this weekend were actualy allright, I was just so sleep deprived that it was all a bit overwhelming. I felt like I had been kidnapped by manic, hyper-verbal aliens. And, I'm just not used to talking all that much. Anyway, was this New Years fun for you?
At 10:25 AM,
Tonto said…
Hi Matt...no i really do love my family...they just sap the life right out of me that's all. It is a lot of work being social sometimes don't you think? I have three brothers with wives and kids I adore and extended family everywhere on the holidays. A close family gathering is a minimum of 28 at my house! So maybe you see what I have to do every time we get together in my small 1300 square foot Los Angeles, house.
My mother being not so well I do all the cooking now too. Christmas Eve we have all Italian food. I made bracciole (meat stuffed with cheese proscuitto, pancetta and more cheese rolled together and simmered in sauce.) It went over so well they wanted it for new years with baked manicotti and my vegetarian version of lasagna and all of it has to be homemade because my brothers do not eat store bought sauce. And I top it off with cannolis and cappuccinos.
And when you are this comfortable with a group of people you absorb a lot of wine, a lot of complaints and listen to a lot of weird politics, which is of course what makes it fun and the reason we celebrate the holidays - right?
So when I saw your post, I was at the tail end of my week long "lovefest" with my family and as fun as it is, it is still nice to vent a little too...so thanks.
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