As A Blogist Of Refined Sensibilities, Every Melifluous Posting Is Both Funny and Relevant. Can You Handle This Cerebral Radiance?!

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[Insert predictable Bush joke here]

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[This is where the penis joke goes]

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[A self-deprecating remark ensues, but not so self-deprecating that it could potentially indicate that I am anything other than excessively cool. In fact, it strikes just the right tone...sardonic, yet terribly witty...and leaves no doubt about how thoroughly "street" I am. We will ignore that the "street" in question is prefaced with the name "Sesame"]

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[What? A reference to the hip, obscure music I am currently listening to perhaps? Sure, it's a desperate attempt to artificially forge reader identification, but hey...I am desperate]

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[And finally, here would go the signing off word , something simple and straightforward like: "thanks". I suppose I could have just written the word "thanks" and skipped the editorializing, this does seem to contradict the whole "simple and straightforward" thing. However, I've been drinking box wine today, lots of it, so fuck you...thanks. ]