Eat More! Eat Happy! Try Pork Whip!
Tasty, fun, and good for you, Pork Whip is just the thing for those distracting snack cravings. At work, at home, or on the road, Pork Whip is the portable treat that travels anywhere. Even doctors love it! 9 out of 10 agree: “Pork Whip?” Anyway, try this delectable spread on crackers, salads, and steaks. Or, spoon Pork Whip directly into your face for a yummy, yet nutritious meal! Also available: Ladies, you’ll enjoy our elegant and soothing Chamomile Pork Whip, while the virile man in your life will love the Extreme Nacho flavor! And the little ones? They will literally go insane after trying our newest and hottest flavor, Gristle-berry Crunch! Pork Whip: it’s not just emulsified livestock…it’s the American way of life!
[WARNING Pork Whip may cause: mild obesity, nausea, frightening obesity, polio, and exploding heart syndrome.]
[WARNING Pork Whip may cause: mild obesity, nausea, frightening obesity, polio, and exploding heart syndrome.]
posted by Samwick @ 12:42 AM
2 Comments:
At 3:24 PM,
Snave said…
If I put it on my face and leave it there awhile, will it remove dirt from my pores?
At 8:39 AM,
Samwick said…
Absolutely. Also, it will remove the pores themselves, in that it will completely remove your face, as well as your head, neck and torso region. Pork Whip is that corosive...er, I mean AMAZING!
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