Jay Leno: You Are A Fat Whore In Desperate Need Of A Slapping.

So, to raise money for Tsunami relief, Jay Leno had famous people autograph a motorcycle, which he then sent on a tour around the US...people can view it and donate money to the relief effort. How much money has the motorcycle tour made so far? 800,000 dollars. A spokesman for the company handling the tour said, "Hopefully, this bike will continue to help raise awareness and funds for the ongoing tsunami relief efforts."

It's official: America has the laziest rich people in the world. Almost 200,000 people are suddenly killed in the tsunami, and Jay Leno thinks to himself, "Huh, I am ultra-wealthy. I could:

1. easily donate several million myself.

2. Use a small portion of my show to discuss the disaster and promote the various relief organizations.

Or...I could 3. Have famous people spill ink on one of my motorcycles (of which I have about 900), let UPS ship it around the country, and encourage average Americans to throw nickles and dimes at it.

Jay Leno: fuck you. Lazy, self-serving charity is worthless at best. Commit suicide. Please.

[by the way, I have no idea whether or not Jay Leno donated money to the relief effort. I just think a touring motorcycle is amazingly absurd considering the scale of the disaster, it's a very bullshit, Hollywood response.]