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Saturday, June 11, 2005

Interesting Scientific Facts.

Fact #1: Metal is not a perfume.

Fact #2: The adhesive strip on a post-it note is made from blended ants feet.

Fact #3: Thomas Edison invented oatmeal.

Fact #4: "Post-modernism" is a fancy word for Attention Deficit Disorder.

Fact #5: Bees do not exist.

Thanks.

4 Comments:

  • At 4:13 AM, Blogger Samwick said…

    Actually, scientists recently discovered that bees, in fact, do exist. Well, I should clarify: they DID exist. A team of anthropologists working in northern Pakistan recently discovered a bee fossil, believed to be around 45 million years old.
    They were probably wiped out when a tiny comet struck the planet and vaporized the earths honey supply. Please do more research before you start listing these supposed "facts". Thank you, sir.

     
  • At 10:54 AM, Blogger Snave said…

    One myth from the fantastical realm of "political" science:

    The Republican Party was created through "Intelligent Design". After all, "Intelligent Design" is just a theory, so therefore we should be uncertain as to whether or not the Republican Party even exists. Well, now it doesn't exist in its original form, anyway.

     
  • At 9:22 PM, Blogger Tonto said…

    Fact #4 - post-modernism is ADD...there may be more truth to that than you know...nice observation...you are on to something here.

     
  • At 9:26 PM, Blogger Becky said…

    Intelligent Design is the truest theory. Do you actually believe that more advanced, perfect liberals evolved from Conservative Republicans--those lowly primitive life forms? :)

     

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