The Contemplative George
Allegations are being made by former hostages that the president-elect of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, was a captor at the U.S. Embassy in Tehran a quarter century ago. When asked about this by reporters president Bush replied that he has "no information, but obviously his involvement raises many questions." Courtesy of some hard-hitting investigative journalism, Cerulean Blue has attained the list of questions that President Bush has about Iran and it's new leader:
1. Where is Iranistan?
2. Does Iranistan have oil?
3. How the hell do you pronounce 'Ahmadinejad?
4. I wonder if he liked Batman Begins?
5. When's lunch?
1. Where is Iranistan?
2. Does Iranistan have oil?
3. How the hell do you pronounce 'Ahmadinejad?
4. I wonder if he liked Batman Begins?
5. When's lunch?
posted by Samwick @ 6:20 AM
2 Comments:
At 9:55 PM,
Unknown said…
...Because nothing's funnier than made-up ideas about the ideas of a man who is either incredibly stupid, or some sort of insanely brilliant (and evil) Hitler 2.0 with designs on conqering the world.
Make up your mind, will you, left wingers? Pretty please?
At 1:35 AM,
Samwick said…
Well, since you used the magic word...okay. Although I just can't seem to pick one so I'm flipping a coin.
Okay, it came up tails...which means that Bush incredibly stupid. Thanks for the suggestion!
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