I Interview My Neighbor. It Doesn't Go Well.
Hey, what's up?
Um...not much. You doin' good?
Definately.
So. You have a nice weekend?
It was allright. I mostly watched baseball.
Er...I'm really not into baseball. Kinda slow. I'll watch the world series, though.
Right. What about you? Enjoy the weekend?
Same ole' shit, you know?
Yeah. Anyway...have a good one.
You too.
Um...not much. You doin' good?
Definately.
So. You have a nice weekend?
It was allright. I mostly watched baseball.
Er...I'm really not into baseball. Kinda slow. I'll watch the world series, though.
Right. What about you? Enjoy the weekend?
Same ole' shit, you know?
Yeah. Anyway...have a good one.
You too.
posted by Samwick @ 11:30 AM
3 Comments:
At 1:59 PM,
Snave said…
I conducted the same interviews, and Satan gave the kind of responses your neighbor gave, and vice versa. Now I'm really scared!
At 12:24 AM,
Samwick said…
That is scary. The fact that your neighbor mass-produced evil with the Stalinists is in itself worrisome. Never borrow a cup of sugar from him, he can't be trusted!
At 12:36 PM,
Snave said…
Good idea. If his kid offers to mow my lawn, I will also refuse.
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