Let's see what my ADD can come up with...

Just took a week and a half off from work (starting today), for no particular reason. Need some time off, got nothin' to do. May head into Oklahoma this weekend, do a little casino hopping. The good news is that I'm so broke I can't possibly lose much money. I would lose what little I have in Arkansas, but we don't have casinos here. That would make Jesus all emotional. He just hates that sort of thing. Remember that scene in the bible where Jesus beat the crap out of the money changers? Seriously, he's on a hair trigger. Anyway, they have a few good poker tournaments just across the state line, so I'll join in and be all impulsive. Woo. I tend to drink a lot whenever I'm playing poker, but to balance this out I'll lose an astonishing amount of money, so it all good in the end. Wait, what was I talking about? My welding prowess, right. What Einstein was to physics, I am to random bits of metal. If it's susceptible to flame, Matt can go to town on it. Yes.

I am so, so sorry for the posts this week. To make up for it, I'll try to focus on much more interesting topics. Starting next week, this blog will:

-End racism

-Prove that good relationships are based on, not communication, but lowering your standards.

-End the abortion debate (by providing an extremely reasonable compromise. Hint: it involves hating children.)

-And finally, Cerulean Blue will be unveiling an exciting new game entitled "Guess How Much Candy Matt Just Ate!". The rules are self-explanatory. All you have to do is guess how much candy I've consumed (in pounds) based on the scattered tone of each post, which will undoubtedly be influenced by a raging sugar high (bordering on instantaneous diabetes). Has Matt eaten four pounds of candy today? Ten? Matt?! Are you still conscious?! It's good, wholesome fun for the whole family.