Boldly Going Where No Ship Has Ever...And I Do Mean Ever...Gone Before
Here is an actual headline from Fox News.com about Discovery and the current NASA mission:
Dangling Material A Problem
Wow. Apparently the astronauts have successfully "repaired" the dangling bits, removing them entirely. And I think we all know what this means: Discovery has become NASA's first transsexual space shuttle. Asked about his feelings on this momentous change, post-op Discovery stated, "Well, I'm a little nervous, but this needed to happen. It was necessary. It's...who I am."
In a related story, Rick Santorum released a statement earlier today equating spaceflight with bestiality. Which is just so unecessary. Where's the love, Rick?
Dangling Material A Problem
Wow. Apparently the astronauts have successfully "repaired" the dangling bits, removing them entirely. And I think we all know what this means: Discovery has become NASA's first transsexual space shuttle. Asked about his feelings on this momentous change, post-op Discovery stated, "Well, I'm a little nervous, but this needed to happen. It was necessary. It's...who I am."
In a related story, Rick Santorum released a statement earlier today equating spaceflight with bestiality. Which is just so unecessary. Where's the love, Rick?
posted by Samwick @ 2:28 AM
4 Comments:
At 12:12 PM,
Snave said…
Maybe if the phallic Shuttle is now female, it won't be fueled by testosterone and won't have as many problems.
Santorum has probably been spending too much time online at porn sites, particularly those which involve barnyard antics. I haven't been to those sites, but I live in a rural area... male horses are definitely "bigger" than male humans. Look for upcoming legislation to have male horses wearing pants in public. After all, we have to protect our children!
At 5:24 PM,
Damien said…
Maybe they were hinting at the fact that NASA may try and perform the first sex change operation in space.
I all for pants on horses, damned smarmy bastards making us men folk look bad.
At 2:17 AM,
Samwick said…
"Santorum has probably been spending too much time online at porn sites"
You just know this is happening. I remember when Ashcroft had a nude statue covered up in Washington...I thought, "How messed up is his mind that he is turned on by public works of art?"
The late comedian Bill Hicks used to say that people became Republican in an attempt to supress their serious mommy issues. You and Hicks may be on to something.
"I'm all for pants on horses, damned smarmy bastards making us men folk look bad."
I know. Everytime I'm at the farm I put a cucumber in my pants. It's just too embarassing.
At 7:49 PM,
Snave said…
Ashcroft took a breast and turned it into a "boob". That told me all I needed to know about him, particularly his thoughts on women and how he views/values them. He's a real poo-poo head...
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