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Monday, August 15, 2005

FYI

Lip magazine has posted my mock book review of the Holy Bible on it's site; it's extremely tiny, click here to read it.

This is also appearing in the magazine's summer issue, which is on stands now.

In other Cerulean news, tomorrow I will be introducing a new regular feature: weekly reviews of alcoholic beverages. I will probably write these in a style that is over-the-top, though I'll focus on brands that I actually like so these will not be mock reviews, strictly speaking. Mock-ish, perhaps. We'll see. These will likely include a picture of Matt, confused and unsteadily holding the product.

I should probably warn you in advance: I am only 3 feet tall.

6 Comments:

  • At 8:11 AM, Blogger Sheryl said…

    Nice book review!!!

    So what is Shanry's alcoholic beverage of choice?

     
  • At 10:33 AM, Blogger Girl With An Alibi said…

    Excellent Book review. I look forward to the drink reviews.

     
  • At 10:24 PM, Blogger Samwick said…

    Thanks for the review comments. I wanted to tease God a little bit without being mean about it, so I hope the tone was allright.

    "what is Shanry's alcoholic beverage of choice?"

    I'll be talking about scotch, but Shanry, he loves himself a little Colt 45. Bam! The bottle is actually taller than he is, he just loves to climb inside of it and go to town on some malt happiness.

     
  • At 12:45 AM, Blogger Sheryl said…

    I haven't seen that one here. I'll have to look out for it.

     
  • At 10:49 AM, Blogger Snave said…

    Even if you are only three feet tall, you are three times as tall as Shanry. How does he feel about that?

    The review is great. I don't know how anyone could summarize the Bible so effectively in such a small space. Although I suppose that as often as I consider the Bible anymore, my review might not have been too lengthy either.

     
  • At 4:07 AM, Blogger Samwick said…

    I'm sure my seminary professors would be thrilled with the summary.
    I arrived a Christian, and left two years later an atheist who loves making fun of God. I'm like a model student.

     

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