FYI
Lip magazine has posted my mock book review of the Holy Bible on it's site; it's extremely tiny, click here to read it.
This is also appearing in the magazine's summer issue, which is on stands now.
In other Cerulean news, tomorrow I will be introducing a new regular feature: weekly reviews of alcoholic beverages. I will probably write these in a style that is over-the-top, though I'll focus on brands that I actually like so these will not be mock reviews, strictly speaking. Mock-ish, perhaps. We'll see. These will likely include a picture of Matt, confused and unsteadily holding the product.
I should probably warn you in advance: I am only 3 feet tall.
This is also appearing in the magazine's summer issue, which is on stands now.
In other Cerulean news, tomorrow I will be introducing a new regular feature: weekly reviews of alcoholic beverages. I will probably write these in a style that is over-the-top, though I'll focus on brands that I actually like so these will not be mock reviews, strictly speaking. Mock-ish, perhaps. We'll see. These will likely include a picture of Matt, confused and unsteadily holding the product.
I should probably warn you in advance: I am only 3 feet tall.

6 Comments:
At 8:11 AM,
Sheryl said…
Nice book review!!!
So what is Shanry's alcoholic beverage of choice?
At 10:33 AM,
Girl With An Alibi said…
Excellent Book review. I look forward to the drink reviews.
At 10:24 PM,
Samwick said…
Thanks for the review comments. I wanted to tease God a little bit without being mean about it, so I hope the tone was allright.
"what is Shanry's alcoholic beverage of choice?"
I'll be talking about scotch, but Shanry, he loves himself a little Colt 45. Bam! The bottle is actually taller than he is, he just loves to climb inside of it and go to town on some malt happiness.
At 12:45 AM,
Sheryl said…
I haven't seen that one here. I'll have to look out for it.
At 10:49 AM,
Snave said…
Even if you are only three feet tall, you are three times as tall as Shanry. How does he feel about that?
The review is great. I don't know how anyone could summarize the Bible so effectively in such a small space. Although I suppose that as often as I consider the Bible anymore, my review might not have been too lengthy either.
At 4:07 AM,
Samwick said…
I'm sure my seminary professors would be thrilled with the summary.
I arrived a Christian, and left two years later an atheist who loves making fun of God. I'm like a model student.
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