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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Topics You Can Expect To See In The Upcoming Days:

-How to live inside of a shark for 17 weeks

-I married an armless bi-racial Siamese twin named Juan

-Dingos: what's their real agenda?

-Horrifying new bunt cake recipes

-And last, but not least, more erotic short stories featuring elderly women at naughty church socials.

posted by Samwick @ 5:36 AM  

13 Comments:

  • At 3:38 PM, Blogger Sheryl said…

    Sounds like something from the National Enquirer!
    ==========================
    Acronym Letters: ZGFMP
    Zettner grows five marijuana plants.
    (By the way, is it just me, or are most of these codes beginning in Z?)

     

  • At 6:33 PM, Blogger Snave said…

    qpjkk forever!!!

     

  • At 6:37 PM, Blogger Snave said…

    qpjkk?

    Quarrlesome people join Ku Klux?

    fgvsix?

    funny guy veers straight into xistentialism?

    bnwisgil?

    Brave new worlds indict government's idiotic leaders?

     

  • At 9:02 PM, Blogger Sheryl said…

    Nice, Snave. :-)

    FBJUT

    F*cking Bush just uses teetotalers.

     

  • At 10:47 AM, Blogger Girl With An Alibi said…

    Ahhh... sounds like fun times ahead with Matt.

    And Snave appears to be rockin' out on the acronym game.

    lhmxit
    Lou's handy magic x-box is tight

     

  • At 10:50 AM, Blogger Girl With An Alibi said…

    sngaem

    Snave needs games after every meal.

     

  • At 1:53 PM, Blogger Snave said…

    Girl, that should be "gin", not games! 8-)>

     

  • At 2:46 PM, Blogger Sheryl said…

    Why do mine always start with Zs?!! I think there is a conspiracy here.

    And BTW, where's Matt? And why didn't his roommate take his picture, so we would know what last week's drink of the week was?

    Piss and moan, piss and moan. I need my Dr. Pepper fix!!!!

    ZHDRWBY

    Zebra has dangerous rendevous with boring yanks.

     

  • At 2:30 AM, Blogger Impulsivecompulsive said…

    See, now I can't comment anymore, cause I suck at acronyms...
    XOTGSDZP
    Xavier ought to get Sam delicious, zesty, produce?
    Why do I have so many letters?

     

  • At 4:03 AM, Blogger Sheryl said…

    You know, I was just gonna throw in the towel on this word game. And what do I get? FZZQQDG.

    Even more reason to throw in the towel!!! Even if I am bored and restless.

    I wonder if Dad has any decent wine in the house. I suppose that would be too much to ask. Good night, my creative friends.

     

  • At 5:36 AM, Blogger Samwick said…

    Wow, you guys are really good at this game. We need to collectively devise some kind of scoring system so that we can keep tabs on this. It may be the next big Olympic sport.

    "why didn't his roommate take his picture, so we would know what last week's drink of the week was"

    Although I said this earlier and nothing happened, I'm hoping I can have the new booze review up by this weekend. Sorry for the light posting this week, work has been pulling away. Grr...

    vglhqfhw

    Very grand leopards have quit fishing heavy whales

     

  • At 1:32 AM, Blogger Sheryl said…

    We need to collectively devise some kind of scoring system so that we can keep tabs on this. It may be the next big Olympic sport.

    Usually when devising a scoring system the fundamental principle is how to inflate ones own score relative to everyone elses.

    If we are doing this collectively, then maybe we should have some rule like that people who have visited your blog prior to September 1, 2005 should automatically get triple points for every acronym. A seniority advantage; we get more points because we are "experienced."

     

  • At 1:43 AM, Blogger Sheryl said…

    Oh, and my acronym: EOKLHR

    Every other kangaroo lay here resting.

     

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