You Came To The Right Place
I thought it might be fun to take a look at my site meter and see which google searches were bringing people to Cerulean Blue. Are people looking for political commentary? Humorous anecdotes? Well...the results really aren't what I was expecting. Here are the five most frequently entered topics that have brought folks to this site:
1. Flaccid Peanut Brittle
2. Hoot the Slappy no bed wetter
3. banana bread onanism
4. Midgetary turd leaflets.
5. How To Get The Gerbil Out
Awesome. My voice is clearly being heard.
1. Flaccid Peanut Brittle
2. Hoot the Slappy no bed wetter
3. banana bread onanism
4. Midgetary turd leaflets.
5. How To Get The Gerbil Out
Awesome. My voice is clearly being heard.
posted by Samwick @ 4:50 PM
7 Comments:
At 3:29 AM,
Sheryl said…
Site meters are evil.
At 4:18 AM,
Samwick said…
I agree. That's why I'm only pretending to have one. Fictional meters are only %48.3 evil.
At 1:06 PM,
Girl With An Alibi said…
Nobody searches for me. I get nothing. maybe I will make up fictional meter results too. :D
At 2:14 PM,
Sheryl said…
Whew! I thought maybe you had one of those hidden ones, which are even more disturbing than the normal variety. Glad you don't. :-)
Just for the record, I visit your blog a lot. The 50,000 hits you would have seen from the swbell.net server would have all been me. X-)
No seriously. I only auto-ping sites with meters. Hahahaha.
At 8:29 PM,
Snave said…
What about Turd Snorkeling? I did that in the Dry Tortugas last summer... really.
At 2:50 PM,
1138 said…
How To Get The Gerbil Out
Glad to see Gannon is putting the internet to more use than just getting dates.
At 9:33 AM,
Samwick said…
I'm just glad Gannon thinks of Cerulean Blue when he pursues his odd pet fetish. It's an honor.
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