George W., Man of Action
President Bush is spending the day touring some of the areas damaged by Hurricane Rita. A handful of reporters are traveling with him. Here are a few of his comments the from the day so far:
"Can we fly closer to that town there? Wait a minute...are those black people? Can we fly closer to a diffent town?"
"I've never seen so much water. Did someone pack my floaties?"
"I see a barn. A tree. A people. A cow. A cow. Another cow. Those go 'mooooo'".
"Wow, that's a whole lot of damage. I am so glad that my friend Brownie is in charge of all this. Brownie rocks." At which point a Secret Service agent reminded the president that Michael Brown was no longer involved with the current hurricane relief effort. At which point the president cried and asked for a lollipop."
"Can we fly closer to that town there? Wait a minute...are those black people? Can we fly closer to a diffent town?"
"I've never seen so much water. Did someone pack my floaties?"
"I see a barn. A tree. A people. A cow. A cow. Another cow. Those go 'mooooo'".
"Wow, that's a whole lot of damage. I am so glad that my friend Brownie is in charge of all this. Brownie rocks." At which point a Secret Service agent reminded the president that Michael Brown was no longer involved with the current hurricane relief effort. At which point the president cried and asked for a lollipop."
posted by Samwick @ 1:49 PM
5 Comments:
At 9:26 PM,
Sheryl said…
I don't know about a lollipop, but America has an abundant supply of suckers to feast upon.
At 11:27 PM,
Samwick said…
How many specifically? 3 kajillion! Which is really a lot.
At 4:16 AM,
Sheryl said…
I heard it was closer to 3.1695423879558234 kajillion. That's an even bigger number!!!!
(Sorry, being an American I have to be a little competitive here, even if it's just in making up statistics.) ;-)
At 9:00 AM,
Mindwyrm said…
Bob, my bid is $1.
At 10:56 PM,
Sheryl said…
"Name that tune." Or I guess Bob was the Price is Right guy, eh?
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