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Monday, September 19, 2005

I Haven't Had a Beer In, Like, Three Hours

Also, I desperately need a taco. Don't get me wrong, I hate melodrama...but if I don't get a Corona and something from Pedro's House Of Crunchy within the next few minutes I'll die.

Thanks.

posted by Samwick @ 6:16 AM  

9 Comments:

  • At 6:48 AM, Blogger Sheryl said…

    It's been nice knowing you, Matt. Hope we're wrong about the afterlife and that you can go to Taco Heaven.

     

  • At 10:06 PM, Blogger Sheryl said…

    Oh wait, you're right. I know that german song!!!!!

    "Im Himmel gibt's kein Tacos
    Drum essen wir Sie hier
    Denn sind wir nicht mehr hier,
    Dann essen die andern unsere Tacos."

    Maybe you've heard the english version:

    "In heaven there are no tacos.
    That's why we eat them here,
    And when we're gone from here
    All our friends will be eating all our tacos."

    Lalalala.

    Oh well, I don't believe in an afterlife anyway. So when's the wake?

     

  • At 11:33 PM, Blogger Samwick said…

    "There are no tacos in heaven"

    That is so disheartening. I've always gotten by in life by clinging to the belief that heaven would be an enormous, divine Pedro's House of Crunchy. I thought tacos were the whole POINT of heaven. My...my life is a lie.

    Hi Sheryl. I think that song should be our national anthem. Only, I would rather sing the German version just because I like the phrase "gibt's kein Tacos". I want to put that on a bumper sticker.

    "So when's the wake?"

    The wake is on Thrusday at 4pm. Pedro's House of Crunchy will be catering, so bring a friend.

     

  • At 5:42 AM, Blogger Sheryl said…

    So Matt, did you get the tacos in time, or are we typing to a ghost? That would make you a ghostwriter, I guess.

    Free tacos from Pedro's House of Crunchy. Can't hardly beat that. Well, except maybe Senior Crunchy's tacos. X-)

    Free food though. And it's not even the Baptist Student's Union. :-)))

     

  • At 6:05 AM, Blogger Samwick said…

    I was only able to get a soft-shell taco in time, which is not sufficient. So...boo. (and I wish I had thought of the ghost writer line, you're good.)

     

  • At 12:20 PM, Blogger Girl With An Alibi said…

    Actually there are tacos in heaven only they are all soft shell fish tacos. But the good part is Jesus makes them and with only 2 of them he can feed 10,000. That's worth the price of admission to see.

     

  • At 8:43 PM, Blogger Sheryl said…

    Thanks for having such a creative and funny blog, Matt. It makes me want to chime in and stretch my imagination too, which is always great fun. :-) So it makes me smiles when you enjoy my jokes as well.

    In terms of being a ghost, you just need to be careful. Spirits have a reputation for getting caught up in spiritualism. The Bible re-write is a textbook example of something you would expect from a ghostwriter.

     

  • At 8:46 AM, Blogger Snave said…

    Are there really tacos in heaven? As David Byrne put it so nicely a number of years ago, "Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens", and "It's hard to imagine that nothing at all
    could be so exciting, and so much fun."

    I can't get too excited about Heaven anyway. There are too many things happening here on Earth for people to be excited about. Tacos, for one.

     

  • At 4:07 AM, Blogger Sheryl said…

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