Introducing The Newest Robo-Pelosi 3000
When it comes to figuring out John Roberts, I don't need to hear policy debate or legal analysis...I've seen Blade Runner. I know a homicidal robot when I see one. For example, Nancy Pelosi?
Replicant. Laura Bush?
Replicant. And John Roberts?
He's the king of the replicants! He's the crazy one that smacks Harrison Ford around at the end of the movie! I mean, look at those cold, dead eyes! That is the stare of no mercy. Most people have been impressed by how smooth and articulate he is, but I am telling you...the man is a Smile-Bot and he will destroy us all.
Replicant. Laura Bush? Replicant. And John Roberts? He's the king of the replicants! He's the crazy one that smacks Harrison Ford around at the end of the movie! I mean, look at those cold, dead eyes! That is the stare of no mercy. Most people have been impressed by how smooth and articulate he is, but I am telling you...the man is a Smile-Bot and he will destroy us all.
posted by Samwick @ 4:17 AM
3 Comments:
At 4:29 PM,
Mindwyrm said…
I guess Disney is farther along in the animatronics biz than we'd first thought. Makes you wonder about Gore, Bush, and Kerry. That 'lump' on bush's coat was probably a new powerpack they were testing. It would also explain Gore and Kerry's jerky movements and verbal resemblence to the Borg.
At 9:56 PM,
Snave said…
Arrrrgh! The BorgBots are running amok!!
At 12:34 AM,
Sheryl said…
I agree that Pelosi is mechanized, but I certainly would not lump her in with Laura Bush and John Roberts. If nothing else, she's got the integrity to not lump herself in that lot.
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