Magic
I'm still at work, pulling a double shift, just wanted to send off a quick post. A few minutes ago I put a sharpie up each nostril and inhaled like a vacuum. Now the floating seahorse won't leave me alone. Send help.
Other updates:
- My pants are missing
- I've forgotten my name. Is it Mark? Marletta? MoMo?
- I may be in love with my stapler. This, like most relationships, hurts.
Thanks.
Other updates:
- My pants are missing
- I've forgotten my name. Is it Mark? Marletta? MoMo?
- I may be in love with my stapler. This, like most relationships, hurts.
Thanks.
posted by Samwick @ 12:52 AM
9 Comments:
At 2:23 AM,
Sheryl said…
- My midi program won't let me change instruments.
- My memory hasn't gone.
- And my staple gun doesn't even fire staples anymore.
At 9:19 AM,
Snave said…
My staple gun doesn't fire staples very often anymore either.
At 2:40 PM,
Girl With An Alibi said…
my electric stapler jammed a few months ago and our relationship has been falling apart ever since. Damn staplers!
At 3:20 PM,
Sheryl said…
Am I the only one, or does this remind anyone else of that song from "The Muppet Movie?"
"You can't live with 'em
You can't live without 'em
There's something irresistablish about 'em
We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long.
I hope that something better comes along...."
Lalalalalala. OK, maybe not.
At 3:31 PM,
Sheryl said…
I was just thinking. The good thing about being in love with a stapler is that even if they break your heart, the surgeons will just staple it back together.
At 5:30 PM,
Damien said…
My daddy always told me never fall in love with office supplies, they'll only break your heart.
At 8:11 PM,
Sheryl said…
At the risk of killing this discussion, I'd like to point out that as office supplies go staples are unique.
Don't forget, for example, that some of our basic foods, such as flour, sugar, and salt qualify as staples too.
At 11:53 PM,
Christopher said…
As flour sugar and salt are to staples, so is margarine to plastic, since margarine is one molecule away from being plastic, or so I've been told.
At 1:32 AM,
Sheryl said…
Heck, in my diet margarine's probably a staple too!
But I definitely draw the line at frying my food with plastic instead of margarine, even if it's melted and looks like cooking oil.
Does anyone know if they still put stereofoam in McDonald shakes to make them froth?
Hey Matt, when are you gonna join our new blog I invited you to ages ago? I specifically recall you telling Paul that you would join last weekend. We need you, man! Besides, I have put off pestering you about for almost a week (maybe longer.) I think that is amazing self restraint. :-) Give that girl a jelly donut!!
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