Matt Takes A Quiz
I've noticed that personality tests have been hugely popular on a lot of blogs lately. So, in a desperate attempt to fit in, I found one such test relating to intelligence and answered the questions. Here is the quiz. Here are the results:
Matt: You Are A Fucking Moron.
Math confuses you. Basic motor skills elude you. Thunder storms frighten you. However, it's not all bad news. Shiny objects exist. Spit bubbles will remain a source of endless amusement for you. And there is a very good chance that the need for mindless, no-skill labor will always be in demand. So don't feel bad about any of this...would you like a cookie now, Matt? Would that make you feel better?
posted by Samwick @ 4:21 AM
9 Comments:
At 4:52 AM,
Sheryl said…
Hey, man! What's wrong with spit bubbles? The only thing better than that are milk bubbles with a straw.
In fact, I've been very impressed lately that my beautiful new niece has picked up on those so quickly.
Obviously you must not appreciate the finer things in life. :-P
At 10:10 AM,
Impulsivecompulsive said…
Ohhh, you sneaky. You so sneaky. Now do I win because I actually checked you link, or lose because I proved I was willing to let a random computer test mock me, and it didn't occur to me that that shouldn't qualify as fun?
At 10:37 AM,
Mindwyrm said…
I'm like, confused, cuz like I clicked on the link for that whole quiz thing. And would you believe that it was like sooo not there. Instead I get insulted by my computer screen. I don't have to take that kind of abuse from a piece of office equipment. Matt I don't know how you turned my monitor against me but I am like soo not happy with you right now.
At 1:18 PM,
Anonymous said…
I saw the name of the link and realized that it wasn't a link to any quiz ... but I clicked on it anyway.
What does that make me?
At 2:22 PM,
Girl With An Alibi said…
Matt you should know your blog has it in for you. But I believe you. I know you took that quiz. And I fully trust the results you reported.
TAKE THAT MATT'S BLOG!!!
At 4:40 PM,
Sheryl said…
Dadahead, I'd say that makes you curious. I also saw where the link was coming from and what it was called before clicking it.
But just imagine how boring life would be if no one had ever bothered to open Pandora's box?
At 1:30 AM,
Sheryl said…
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At 10:01 PM,
1138 said…
There was a link?
It musta been missing...
missing...
link...
(chirp, chirp, chirp)
At 11:38 PM,
Samwick said…
1138: you win the door prize. Sometimes I suspect that I'm the missing link. Which, I suppose, would mean I'm not missing. I mean, I know where I am. So really I'm just a link. Wasn't there a monkey on TV named Link? I wish my thoughts had links between them. More linky, less thinky.
compulsive: Now do I win because I actually checked your link?
Yes. You win scotch tape. Lots of it. Woo-hoo! And...what else? A beer of your choice. And gum. Just whatever's laying around my kitchen table basically. The phone book, for example.
Mindwyrm: Matt I don't know how you turned my monitor against me
It took some time. First, I bought your monitor pancakes, tried to win it over with happy foods. Then I introduced it to various over the counter anti-histamines and tried to win it over with legal (but mind-altering) drugs. When that didn't work I finally offered it 4 billion dollars and that did the trick. Your monitor now does my evil bidding.
dadahead: I saw the name of the link and realized that it wasn't a link to any quiz ... but I clicked on it anyway. What does that make me?
Quizzical.
Ms. Alibi: I fully trust the results you reported.
I think I offer ample evidence backing up this conclusion on a daily basis. But now I'm reading Smartness for Dummies. I can feel my brain growing stronger by the hour. One day...I will conquer the quiz.
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