Two Weeks of Posting: A Scheduling Note

Every now and then my severe coffee abuse overlaps with a sugar high of horrific proportions and a mighty bout of writing ensues. Yesterday I wrote the next six posts in less than 3 seconds (well, okay, it took an hour or so). Starting Monday, my plan is to begin putting one of these up every two days. Here's the lineup [which has now been updated]:

1-16 Monday: I answer letters from readers. It does not go well.

1-18 Wednesday: Reality television needs to die. Or get better. I make suggestions.

1-20 Friday: I am actually spending all of next week camping out in front of a movie theater, eagerly awaiting the release of the biggest film of the year...possibly the greatest film ever. To minimize competition at the theater, I'm keeping the film's identity secret. On Friday I will post my diary from the week as well as my thoughts on the movie (which is sure to be an instant classic).

1-22 Sunday: A low-brow and wholly unnecessary crap story is related. And by "crap" I don't mean "of poor quality" (though that may be the case as well). I tell a true story about me crapping in public. No, booze is not involved. Those who understandably shy away from such humor may want to coquettishly avert their eyes on this day. This post will be dedicated to blogging buddy and pioneering scatologist Snave of Various Miseries.

1-24 Tuesday: I think the whole online Chuck Norris craze that is going on right now is hysterical (definitely click here if you're unfamiliar with this). This post will contain previously unknown facts about Chuck Norris, Cerulean Blue-style.

1-26 Thursday: My blogging frenzy comes to an end with this Valentines Day-inspired post: I conduct an exclusive interview with Cupid. (This came about after I tagged Girl With An Alibi with a meme she had answered only the week before. I told her I deserved some kind of punishment and she replied: interview Cupid.)

All posts are subject to change and/or re-arrangement (i.e. I may, in retrospect, find that most of this is unpostable shit). Also, a note for the squeamish: I can't help but notice that I curse a huge amount in these posts, just a whole lot, so I wanted to mention this in advance for those who choose to avoid such foul-mouthery (not that I give a shit. I'm just, again, completed fucked up on coffee and sugar right now and I cannot seem to stop hitting the shiny little letters on my keyboard).

The lack of political-themed posts is inexcusable given all that is going on right now. The situation in Iraq continues to deteriorate. The Supreme Court will soon be doing away with abortion. The President of the United States is George W. Bush. Anyway, here are the blogs that I read every day for news and commentary, they'll contain more valuable political posts than anything I could write:

- Dadahead

- Casual Asides (this isn't updated an astonishing amount, but it doesn't matter. Reading the same posts over and over on this site makes you a better human.)

- Liberal Avenger

- Feministe

Thanks.