Haiku. Many. Cheese-related.
Bedding for crackers
A naughty sauna for chips
Cheese, oh my yes...cheese
Go on the taco
Melt and hold the filling in
Thank you, cheese...thank you
We make eye contact
Then I bite you (with my teeth)
Swiss you complete me
Aerosol cheeses
They go right into my mouth
Aerosol cheeses
Grilled cheese sandwhich (oh)
Might be the perfect food (god)
Please...have one now (yes)
A naughty sauna for chips
Cheese, oh my yes...cheese
Go on the taco
Melt and hold the filling in
Thank you, cheese...thank you
We make eye contact
Then I bite you (with my teeth)
Swiss you complete me
Aerosol cheeses
They go right into my mouth
Aerosol cheeses
Grilled cheese sandwhich (oh)
Might be the perfect food (god)
Please...have one now (yes)
posted by Samwick @ 2:13 PM
3 Comments:
At 1:41 AM,
Sheryl said…
Would it be rude to call this a cheesy post?
At 10:29 AM,
Samwick said…
Seems quite fitting actually. Nicely done.
At 11:49 PM,
Snave said…
Sorry, Limburger
You are not my cup of tea.
You make me vomit.
Bleu cheese full of mold,
Could just as well be maggots...
How can you stand it?
Please spare me the feta
Nothing ruins a salad worse
Crappy crap crumbles
Cheese from goats? Oh gawd...
Acrid smell and rotten taste
Make for deadly fare
Nacho cheese sucks
At the school lunchroom, slimy
Coagulation
Horrifying Swiss
It smells just like the inside
Of my grandpa's boots
Pour on parmesan
Might as well be crumbled puke
Stinks to high heaven
I like Pepper Jack
Colby and American
Smoky cheddar's good
Plain cheddar is fine
Or give me Mozzarella
Just make sure it's bland
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