Sick
The pharmaceutical industry's desperate attempt to define every possible human experience as an illness has now reached a new extreme: road rage is a disease. Here are a few other ailments they would reportedly like to to legitimize and medicate:
Parking Lot Fury
Sidewalk Angst
Excessively-Fuzzy Socks Disorder
Pogo-stick Uncertainty
Ill-Fitting Jogging Shorts Syndrome
Driving Too Fast
Driving Too Slow
And, most importantly: Driving
Parking Lot Fury
Sidewalk Angst
Excessively-Fuzzy Socks Disorder
Pogo-stick Uncertainty
Ill-Fitting Jogging Shorts Syndrome
Driving Too Fast
Driving Too Slow
And, most importantly: Driving
posted by Samwick @ 11:21 PM
4 Comments:
At 11:31 AM,
Sheryl said…
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At 10:11 PM,
Girl With An Alibi said…
I have "Wake up and go to work" Allergies. I'm not kidding. I sneeze like 10 times every week day morning. But never on the weekends.
At 10:29 PM,
Unknown said…
I wouldn't dismiss the "Ill-Fitting Jogging Shorts Syndrome" too lightly. That one may be an authentic medical condition!
At 10:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
I'm convinced right-wingers are suffering from Irony Deficiency Syndrome. Is there a vitamin for that?
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